Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
she told me i tasted like america
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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