He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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