weddingsv make me drug and hornr
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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