yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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