it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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