Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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