But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
It's never too late to be topless.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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