Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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