your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
