You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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