lets start a swedish sibling band together
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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