We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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