in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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