So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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