Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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