Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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