Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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