That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
