I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize