I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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