And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
