How'd it feel making her break her religion?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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