i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
