I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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