Too much gin, very little bucket
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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