He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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