Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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