I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
