it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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