Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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