I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize
