i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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