It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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