oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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