I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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