My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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