If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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