Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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