walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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