I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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