He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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