Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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