Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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