New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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