You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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