I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I have already put on my inside pants.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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