U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Farmville is her only friend.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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