Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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