after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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