Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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