i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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