Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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