my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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