What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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