I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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