No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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