3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Damn victory sex feels great
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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